Dear Diary

My TV has gone very quiet. No, I haven't accidently pressed the mute button. In fact I'm nowhere near the remote. The sound has just gone. The adverts are on and usually the inane toothpaste adverts is loud and clear. Don't drink lethal fruit juice unless you want your enamal to flake off. We are all at risk of disappearing tooth enamal due to this new-fangled 'healthy-lifestyle' which includes fruit juice. The government should be ashamed for encouraging the five-a-day. Tut tut.

Am I rambling? Yes, I think so. It's lack of adult conversation that does it.